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  1. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  2. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  3. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  4. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  5. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  6. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  7. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  8. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  9. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  10. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

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Your IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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IP 216.73.217.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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