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  1. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  2. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  3. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  4. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  5. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  6. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  7. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  8. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  9. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  10. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

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