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  1. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  2. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  3. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  4. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  5. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  6. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  7. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  8. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  9. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  10. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

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